Things Women Say...

[Drewster]

Erm, thats different.

Its OK you can call me a twunt...... its official!

NB Its official that you can express the view - I am not actually admitting to it!

[NickFitz]

Has me in stitches, but...

You'll have to explain that one.

It was a cheese and wine party (which were a popular thing in the Seventies)

[fullyautomatix]

Was at a party and a fella said he plays Golf quite regularly.

My MD's daughter chimed in with ...' Ohh, are you a handicap?'

[cailin maith]

Its OK you can call me a twunt...... its official!

NB Its official that you can express the view - I am not actually admitting to it!

You aren't a twunt, I don't like that word any way - too close to the 'see you next tuesday' word!

Cretin is better, but I don't think you are that either

[fullyautomatix]

Heard a girl in my office phone up her hair dresser and get an appointment for a cut and blowjob.

[MaryPoppins]

Was at a party and a fella said he plays Golf quite regularly.

My MD's daughter chimed in with ...' Ohh, are you a handicap?'

I am laughing at this one.

CM - I have heard tell that you said something like "hang on....there's an actual place called Cheddar?!"

[MaryPoppins]

...and they're still coming. She just cut her finger quite deeply with one of my knives. She has just proclaimed that she can "still feel her heart beating in her finger"

[Drewster]

You aren't a twunt, I don't like that word any way - too close to the 'see you next tuesday' word!

Cretin is better, but I don't think you are that either

Oh CM.... You say the sweetest things......

Oh and MP KUATB!!

[suityou01]

...and they're still coming. She just cut her finger quite deeply with one of my knives. She has just proclaimed that she can "still feel her heart beating in her finger"

is she a paddy?

[MaryPoppins]

Oh CM.... You say the sweetest things......

Oh and MP KUATB!!

Eh?