Things Women Say...

[NickFitz]

CM - I have heard tell that you said something like "hang on....there's an actual place called Cheddar?!"

She did indeed

[suityou01]

Eh?

Keep up at the back

[MaryPoppins]

is she a paddy?

No. We're not Irish. She's just silly.

[cailin maith]

I am laughing at this one.

CM - I have heard tell that you said something like "hang on....there's an actual place called Cheddar?!"

I know - the shame of it and it was one of those things that I wished I'd never typed

is she a paddy?

Ahem
It's not just us who say daft things, as just proved by MP's sister

She did indeed

[suityou01]

I know - the shame of it and it was one of those things that I wished I'd never typed



Ahem
It's not just us who say daft things, as just proved by MP's sister

daft is good

way way way better than rude or nasty.

keep up the good work, nice thread

[threaded]

"No more cars!"

[MaryPoppins]

She did indeed

I am also a bit thick with a lot of things, but not about to reveal what.

My Mum is incredible. She is a very career driven, intimidating woman - but she comes out with some classics:

She wasn't aware how many holes she actually had "down there" (I won't even tell you how tha conversation cropped up).

Having seen me put my hazards on once she asked me how I "put all my indicators on at once".

She thought that she always had to press the "snowflake" button in the car if it was icy outside (air con).

Her best moment is probably VICTORIA SPONGE.

"It's hard work, doing that last faffy bit of a victoria sponge, isn't it? I mean, you put the cream icing on the sponge, and then it's so hard to get the jam to stay onto that, isn't it?"

She had no idea why we were laughing, and it took one of us to explain, in all seriousness, that she could put the jam on the OTHER sponge cake. She was incredulous.

[MaryPoppins]

I know - the shame of it and it was one of those things that I wished I'd never typed

I think it was pure genuis, I am almost jealous I wasn't the one to say it!!

[cailin maith]

How is it sisters manage to come out with such gems?

MP is your sis younger?

My sis also thought that if she didn't have her "lady week" each month and carried on taking her pill, she would be saving up her eggs for when she got older.

[cailin maith]

I am also a bit thick with a lot of things, but not about to reveal what.

My Mum is incredible. She is a very career driven, intimidating woman - but she comes out with some classics:

She wasn't aware how many holes she actually had "down there" (I won't even tell you how tha conversation cropped up).

Having seen me put my hazards on once she asked me how I "put all my indicators on at once".

She thought that she always had to press the "snowflake" button in the car if it was icy outside (air con).

Her best moment is probably VICTORIA SPONGE.

"It's hard work, doing that last faffy bit of a victoria sponge, isn't it? I mean, you put the cream icing on the sponge, and then it's so hard to get the jam to stay onto that, isn't it?"

She had no idea why we were laughing, and it took one of us to explain, in all seriousness, that she could put the jam on the OTHER sponge cake. She was incredulous.