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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostEh?Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Postis she a paddy?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI am laughing at this one.
CM - I have heard tell that you said something like "hang on....there's an actual place called Cheddar?!"
Originally posted by suityou01 View Postis she a paddy?
It's not just us who say daft things, as just proved by MP's sister
Originally posted by NickFitz View PostBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI know - the shame of it and it was one of those things that I wished I'd never typed
Ahem
It's not just us who say daft things, as just proved by MP's sister
way way way better than rude or nasty.
keep up the good work, nice threadKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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"No more cars!"Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
I am also a bit thick with a lot of things, but not about to reveal what.
My Mum is incredible. She is a very career driven, intimidating woman - but she comes out with some classics:
She wasn't aware how many holes she actually had "down there" (I won't even tell you how tha conversation cropped up).
Having seen me put my hazards on once she asked me how I "put all my indicators on at once".
She thought that she always had to press the "snowflake" button in the car if it was icy outside (air con).
Her best moment is probably VICTORIA SPONGE.
"It's hard work, doing that last faffy bit of a victoria sponge, isn't it? I mean, you put the cream icing on the sponge, and then it's so hard to get the jam to stay onto that, isn't it?"
She had no idea why we were laughing, and it took one of us to explain, in all seriousness, that she could put the jam on the OTHER sponge cake. She was incredulous.Last edited by MaryPoppins; 15 March 2010, 18:59.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI know - the shame of it and it was one of those things that I wished I'd never typedPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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How is it sisters manage to come out with such gems?
MP is your sis younger?
My sis also thought that if she didn't have her "lady week" each month and carried on taking her pill, she would be saving up her eggs for when she got older.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
I am also a bit thick with a lot of things, but not about to reveal what.
My Mum is incredible. She is a very career driven, intimidating woman - but she comes out with some classics:
She wasn't aware how many holes she actually had "down there" (I won't even tell you how tha conversation cropped up).
Having seen me put my hazards on once she asked me how I "put all my indicators on at once".
She thought that she always had to press the "snowflake" button in the car if it was icy outside (air con).
Her best moment is probably VICTORIA SPONGE.
"It's hard work, doing that last faffy bit of a victoria sponge, isn't it? I mean, you put the cream icing on the sponge, and then it's so hard to get the jam to stay onto that, isn't it?"
She had no idea why we were laughing, and it took one of us to explain, in all seriousness, that she could put the jam on the OTHER sponge cake. She was incredulous.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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