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    The <alanCarr> "you are upsetting me because you are a troll, yes a troll, did you hear me? a troll, everyone look because I am calling this man a troll, yes he is a troll, everyone look at me, everyone look at me!!! becasue I am calling this man troll, yes a troll, did you hear me, were you listening because I was..." </alanCarr> tulip that seems to be going down now is tiresome. At least 90% of the posts suity does now are of this type, nick is not far behind and he seems to have developed an IP location device into his frontal lobes where he can detect sockpuppets.

    Obviously this post will now be deemed as trolling.

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      nick is not far behind and he seems to have developed an IP location device into his frontal lobes where he can detect sockpuppets.
      He could sell that for a fortune... hell I would buy one! And that does explain his oddly shaped melon*.


      *I have never seen NF in person so my reference to the shape of his head was 'humour', whilst I understand some people on this board dont understand this concept, especially when they are the recipient. Hopefully they will take my word for it, else, can someone PM them and explain the concept. Thanks.

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        Originally posted by tay View Post
        For the record I dont believe I am morally superior at all. I have humility!
        Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

        I've splurted Weetabix out of my nose. Damn, that hurts!
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          Soooo, back to the thread topic. I am willing to donate to a charity of the boards choosing 500 quid if NickFitz walks from Easterhouse to Maryhill on a Saturday night and then come back and tell us that we are all daily mail types. As cliphead described Easterhouse as "suicidal to wander around such places voluntarily" it should describe the task involved.

          A dose of reality should sort out this "oh, the poor are quite nice, I spoke to one last night" drivel.

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            Originally posted by minestrone View Post
            So you have nothing to say to my accusations that you are a sheltered bed wetting geek who condemns whole sections of this country based on your 1 minute encounter with some one you called a chav?

            I am going to make a guess here, you have not had unpaid sex in a while.
            Jesus furkin Christ. I take you off my Ignore List for one thread and straight away see why I put you there.

            You are so well out of order writing tulip like that, regardless of the target. That's not teasing or winding someone up. It's libellous.


            As for your chosen target, over the past few years, NF has posted quite a few accounts of his nocturnal adventures on the streets of his home town. Some with photos and some with subsequent 3rd party accounts of the events. Rather than challenging him, just look up a few of the threads he has written. Then you'll see your challenge is pointless.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              Jesus furkin Christ. I take you off my Ignore List for one thread and straight away see why I put you there.

              You are so well out of order writing tulip like that, regardless of the target. That's not teasing or winding someone up. It's libellous.


              As for your chosen target, over the past few years, NF has posted quite a few accounts of his nocturnal adventures on the streets of his home town. Some with photos and some with subsequent 3rd party accounts of the events. Rather than challenging him, just look up a few of the threads he has written. Then you'll see your challenge is pointless.
              Sooo, I try to bring the thread back on topic and your first move is to come on and tell me I am a troll. Did you not see my post at the top of the page?

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                I think I am simply challenging the statement given by nick...

                At least I'm more in touch with the way things are than those who derive their opinions from the Daily Fail.
                ...and I am prepared to wager based upon that challenge.

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                  Nick I am not going to let this thread drop off the front page until you agree or decline my invitation to walk 8 miles and generate 500 quid for charity.

                  Of course you can pontificate as you do, come up to Glasgow and walk just 8 miles and I will have 500 quid ready to donate to a charity of choice.

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                    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                    Tay - stop trolling. NickFitz, don't react. Please keep on-topic.
                    NickFitz is just following moderator direction. You could be here a while, MF.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

                      Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

                      I've splurted Weetabix out of my nose. Damn, that hurts!
                      If you think that hurts, try putting aftershave on your balls
                      Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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