Does my bum look big in this?

[Mich the Tester]

Yes, even the CUK Agony Uncle is sometimes faced with a quandary. How should a gent answer this question? By the way, yes it does.

[TheBigYinJames]

Yes, even the CUK Agony Uncle is sometimes faced with a quandary. How should a gent answer this question? By the way, yes it does.

There is no correct answer. Feining deafness is the only way.

[doodab]

"No bigger than usual"

"Don't worry, we can airbrush it"

Both wrong answers.

[norrahe]

Yes, even the CUK Agony Uncle is sometimes faced with a quandary. How should a gent answer this question? By the way, yes it does.

Yes is usually a good start.

(I would however duck after saying that)

[shaunbhoy]

"Does my bum look big in this?"

There are a number of possible answers to this question. It is incumbent upon the person being interrogated to choose wisely.

1) Of course it does, your bum looks big in everything because it IS big.

2) Not especially, but it may just be a trick of the light.

3) No more so than in anything else in your wardrobe, now can we go?

4) No darling. Of course not.

5) What bum?

HTH

[MaryPoppins]

"Does my bum look big in this?"

There are a number of possible answers to this question. However this is the only one you should say out loud:
4) No darling. Of course not.


HTH

FTFY

[Mich the Tester]

FTFY

But what if it does?

[EternalOptimist]

"Does my bum look big in this?"

There are a number of possible answers to this question. It is incumbent upon the person being interrogated to choose wisely.

1) Of course it does, your bum looks big in everything because it IS big.

2) Not especially, but it may just be a trick of the light.

3) No more so than in anything else in your wardrobe, now can we go?

4) No darling. Of course not.

5) What bum?

HTH

How about = 'Hey Kylie, have you seen the missus anywhere ? oh WOW it's you'




always gets me a smack round the ear

[doodab]

But what if it does?

Just grab it and tell her it feels about right.

Obviously, don't do this if you're shopping with your mum. Or your sister. Or your wifes sister. You might get away with that last one but I wouldn't risk it.

[MaryPoppins]

But what if it does?

Honesty will achieve nothing in this instance. If she is asking that sort of question (which, as an aside, I've never asked anyone, or heard any woman ask her other half?) then you are probably on your way out somewhere.

If you answer in the affirmative, she will either a) have a strop or b) cry and neither is conducive to a happy ending.

Remember: In general, the type of woman that asks that type of question, does not want the truth.

The End.