Reply to: Does my bum look big in this?

[EternalOptimist]

Depends on whether you want to go on the night out.

If the lads are out then her bum does look big, she will strop, you can engineer a row about how you both swore always to be honest and storm out.

Then out with the lads !!! Come back in drunk and say you've been drowning your sorrows about always wanting to be honest


BTW I'm on wife number 3

now thats worth a poll.

have you ever engineered a row ?

[Gibbon]

Depends on whether you want to go on the night out.

If the lads are out then her bum does look big, she will strop, you can engineer a row about how you both swore always to be honest and storm out.

Then out with the lads !!! Come back in drunk and say you've been drowning your sorrows about always wanting to be honest


BTW I'm on wife number 3

[norrahe]

No - just say "they look better on your chest than sliding into your armpits, my dear".

Works every time.

You're such a charmer.

[Mich the Tester]

The correct answer is "You look gorgeous in anything - and even better out of it."

I’d rather have a black eye than vomit on my shirt, thanks.

[EternalOptimist]

And don't tell her that her boobs look like "large fried eggs when she's lying down".

never


'I wonder what to get the grandkids for Christmas?'
espy her fried eggs
'OH WOW , that's it, a couple of space-hoppers'


always gets me a smack round the ear, that one

[TheFaQQer]

Yes, even the CUK Agony Uncle is sometimes faced with a quandary. How should a gent answer this question? By the way, yes it does.

The correct answer is "You look gorgeous in anything - and even better out of it."

[TheFaQQer]

And don't tell her that her boobs look like "large fried eggs when she's lying down".

No - just say "they look better on your chest than sliding into your armpits, my dear".

Works every time.

[MaryPoppins]

Fried eggs; bad
Poached eggs; better

Boiled - better

[Mich the Tester]

And don't tell her that her boobs look like "large fried eggs when she's lying down".

Fried eggs; bad
Poached eggs; better

[MaryPoppins]

How about = 'Hey Kylie, have you seen the missus anywhere ? oh WOW it's you'




always gets me a smack round the ear

And don't tell her that her boobs look like "large fried eggs when she's lying down".

[MaryPoppins]

But what if it does?

Honesty will achieve nothing in this instance. If she is asking that sort of question (which, as an aside, I've never asked anyone, or heard any woman ask her other half?) then you are probably on your way out somewhere.

If you answer in the affirmative, she will either a) have a strop or b) cry and neither is conducive to a happy ending.

Remember: In general, the type of woman that asks that type of question, does not want the truth.

The End.

[doodab]

But what if it does?

Just grab it and tell her it feels about right.

Obviously, don't do this if you're shopping with your mum. Or your sister. Or your wifes sister. You might get away with that last one but I wouldn't risk it.

[EternalOptimist]

"Does my bum look big in this?"

There are a number of possible answers to this question. It is incumbent upon the person being interrogated to choose wisely.

1) Of course it does, your bum looks big in everything because it IS big.

2) Not especially, but it may just be a trick of the light.

3) No more so than in anything else in your wardrobe, now can we go?

4) No darling. Of course not.

5) What bum?

HTH

How about = 'Hey Kylie, have you seen the missus anywhere ? oh WOW it's you'




always gets me a smack round the ear

[Mich the Tester]

FTFY

But what if it does?

[MaryPoppins]

"Does my bum look big in this?"

There are a number of possible answers to this question. However this is the only one you should say out loud:
4) No darling. Of course not.


HTH

FTFY