Does my bum look big in this?

[MaryPoppins]

How about = 'Hey Kylie, have you seen the missus anywhere ? oh WOW it's you'




always gets me a smack round the ear

And don't tell her that her boobs look like "large fried eggs when she's lying down".

[Mich the Tester]

And don't tell her that her boobs look like "large fried eggs when she's lying down".

Fried eggs; bad
Poached eggs; better

[MaryPoppins]

Fried eggs; bad
Poached eggs; better

Boiled - better

[TheFaQQer]

And don't tell her that her boobs look like "large fried eggs when she's lying down".

No - just say "they look better on your chest than sliding into your armpits, my dear".

Works every time.

[TheFaQQer]

Yes, even the CUK Agony Uncle is sometimes faced with a quandary. How should a gent answer this question? By the way, yes it does.

The correct answer is "You look gorgeous in anything - and even better out of it."

[EternalOptimist]

And don't tell her that her boobs look like "large fried eggs when she's lying down".

never


'I wonder what to get the grandkids for Christmas?'
espy her fried eggs
'OH WOW , that's it, a couple of space-hoppers'


always gets me a smack round the ear, that one

[Mich the Tester]

The correct answer is "You look gorgeous in anything - and even better out of it."

I’d rather have a black eye than vomit on my shirt, thanks.

[norrahe]

No - just say "they look better on your chest than sliding into your armpits, my dear".

Works every time.

You're such a charmer.

[Gibbon]

Depends on whether you want to go on the night out.

If the lads are out then her bum does look big, she will strop, you can engineer a row about how you both swore always to be honest and storm out.

Then out with the lads !!! Come back in drunk and say you've been drowning your sorrows about always wanting to be honest


BTW I'm on wife number 3

[EternalOptimist]

Depends on whether you want to go on the night out.

If the lads are out then her bum does look big, she will strop, you can engineer a row about how you both swore always to be honest and storm out.

Then out with the lads !!! Come back in drunk and say you've been drowning your sorrows about always wanting to be honest


BTW I'm on wife number 3

now thats worth a poll.

have you ever engineered a row ?