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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    When she looked up she saw a rather different moon to the one she expected to see.
    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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      Originally posted by eek View Post
      When she looked up she saw a rather different moon to the one she expected to see.
      Indeed!

      I should have banned him from future grub clubs after that.
      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

      Norrahe's blog

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        I love that song. Not sure I'll be able to listen to it again though.

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          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post


          I love that song. Not sure I'll be able to listen to it again though.
          That you for spoiling it for me!
          "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

          Norrahe's blog

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            Always wondered what I was missing on these evenings.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              Always wondered what I was missing on these evenings.
              And me. And slightly worried I'd be shot at by Atw, punched by Dodgy and run over Bobspud. One day a venue and time will coincide with a place I actually can get to easily; till then, I don't exist
              Last edited by Peoplesoft bloke; 3 April 2014, 20:14.

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                Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
                And me. And slightly worried I'd be shot at by Atw, punched by Dodgy and run over Bobspud. One day a venue and time will coincide with a place I actually can get to easily; till them, I don't exist
                The trick is to organise one at a time and place that suits you and see who turns up.

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                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  The trick is to organise one at a time and place that suits you and see who turns up.
                  You know where.

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                    Originally posted by Bellona View Post
                    I sometimes talk to people, or overhear people and think "that sounds like a poster on CUK".... not brave or sad enough to bimble up to them and ask though
                    we need a secret handshake or codeword, if you walk up to someone and they put their hand in your Pocket you know you have met Dodgy. However the others might be more difficult as most nerds are shy about the laydees.

                    Maybe a phrase combining Daily Mail, Gladiators, radiators, BN66 and chutney spoons could be sufficiently obscure.

                    Something like 'I read in the Daily Mail that sitting on hot surfaces like Radiators causes cancer but the romans discovered in the Gladiators arena that licking a chutney spoon could be a cure, they called it BN66.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      When we checked into our hotel for the Christmas do, there's this oddball chatting to the receptionist about bleeding the radiators. I never even twigged it was TickTock wondering if we were fellow CUKers.

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