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LOL - If you can tell whether someone is fat or thin, ugly or gorgeous, just by reading what they write, people should hire you to check out on-line dating profiles for validityOriginally posted by Dactylion View PostSo if I meet a fat, ugly, loudmouthed thick as tulip chunt - I know its MF?
So if I meet a fat, ugly, dopey and whiney, chunt - I know its Suity?
If I just meet a fat, ugly chunt - It could be either?
Dopey, whiney, etc I have to accept as reasonable traits that can (and often do) translate from real life to online,If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duckComment
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That's easy actually - handsome gorgeous people don't waste their life hanging out online to type some stuff...Originally posted by Bellona View PostLOL - If you can tell whether someone is fat or thin, ugly or gorgeous, just by reading what they write, people should hire you to check out on-line dating profiles for validity
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Originally posted by AtW View PostThat's easy actually - handsome gorgeous people don't waste their life hanging out online to type some stuff...

It's why I don't post much.
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But you've shown your true ugly face now...Originally posted by Ticktock View Post
It's why I don't post much. 
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I'd rather you didn't remind us of thatOriginally posted by SimonMac View PostI can also be authenticated by those privileged few memebers who saw my arse on Bishopgate after on grub club, also the bus full of people and most of those coming out of Liverpool Street Station
Scarred for life...Comment
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How rude, any way you're so short you would have only seen the back of my kneesOriginally posted by norrahe View PostI'd rather you didn't remind us of that
Scarred for life...Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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When she looked up she saw a rather different moon to the one she expected to see.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostHow rude, any way you're so short you would have only seen the back of my kneesmerely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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