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Think I may be banned from my health club!
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Originally posted by Durbs View PostHe's not real, a real person would NEVER have cause to use the following sentence as an opener in any form of discussion no matter what the subject:
"This branch has a car park barrier and you validate the ticket"
The incident appears pretty real to me. If it was made up then Wilmslow is pretty darn good at story writing.Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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Originally posted by Durbs View PostSome girl once tried to glass me in a bar and i nutted her spark out. Not my proudest moment but was probably appropriate given the situation. Luckily bouncers witnessed her going looney and trying to carve my face up and whilst not being overly happy with my response I escaped a pouncing-on.Comment
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
Duty manager came over, gave the ‘don’t you dare tell me to shut up’ and getting more shouty not helping things, refusing to give me a fresh card to exit the car park with, demanding I pay 80p despite only having a credit card which they refused as amount too low.Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostWas it worth all that hassle for just 80p ? You are a contractor FFS.
The entity "Wilmslow" is fictional
The fictional "Wilmslow" is a Permie (he isn't because he isn't real)
Wilmslow is a Sockpuppet given a "Real World" persona ie away from CUK
and his PuppetMaster (or Mistress) maintains his persona as the most boring twot in the world by "making" him post periodically on CUK.
Hats of to the PuppetMaster for maintaining this persona fairly consistently.... I think it takes a fair bit of thought to maintain the charade quite so well.....
Most of the other Sockpuppets are not nearly so "good"..... except Sockpuppet - who maintains that he is real....
SAS who lets slip occasionally by posting something that isn't total Bulltulip.... only rarely mind.
CyberTwunt I always thought was a Sockie but........Comment
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostFFS is right... Do try to keep up.
The entity "Wilmslow" is fictional
The fictional "Wilmslow" is a Permie (he isn't because he isn't real)
Wilmslow is a Sockpuppet given a "Real World" persona ie away from CUK
and his PuppetMaster (or Mistress) maintains his persona as the most boring twot in the world by "making" him post periodically on CUK.
Hats of to the PuppetMaster for maintaining this persona fairly consistently.... I think it takes a fair bit of thought to maintain the charade quite so well.....
Most of the other Sockpuppets are not nearly so "good"..... except Sockpuppet - who maintains that he is real....
SAS who lets slip occasionally by posting something that isn't total Bulltulip.... only rarely mind.
CyberTwunt I always thought was a Sockie but........Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostYou're sounding a trifle maudling mate. Are you ok out there?
Thanks for asking..... its "Saturday" here so its been a long day...... ie No work....
[Drewster wonders if he has got time to edit his post in The Dogs Birthday thread before Churchy read it..... Oh Tulip!]Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYou can also approach the parking charge issue with a little more tact and diplomacy than Mr Wilmslow, perhaps by saying 'good evening, I seem to be having problems with the parking machine, could you help please?'
Alternatively, go to court and get the CCTV evidence to prove you were rightThis default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernamesComment
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