Think I may be banned from my health club!

[Clippy]

Someone really needs to take out a hit on this guy.

[Pondlife]

Someone really needs to take out a hit on this guy.

Just keep reading the darwin awards nominations. He'll pop up soon enough.

[Mich the Tester]

Just keep reading the darwin awards nominations. He'll pop up soon enough.

RIP Mr Wilmslow. Died after picking fight over 1 pound parking charge with 6'7" 19 stone martial arts expert who runs a fitness club.

[DodgyAgent]

RIP Mr Wilmslow. Died after picking fight with Churchill on drugs.

FTFY

[Durbs]

Someone really needs to take out a hit on this guy.

He's not real, a real person would NEVER have cause to use the following sentence as an opener in any form of discussion no matter what the subject:

"This branch has a car park barrier and you validate the ticket"

[SueEllen]

RIP Mr Wilmslow. Died after picking fight over 1 pound parking charge with 6'7" 19 stone martial arts expert who runs a fitness club.

5'1" female

I remember in my youth seeing a guy give lip to a female bouncer who would then punched him before setting the male bouncers on him.

[northernladuk]

5'1" female

I remember in my youth seeing a guy give lip to a female bouncer who would then punched him before setting the male bouncers on him.

Oh they are the worst!!! I show the lady bouncers much for respect than the male ones, not that I am often seen gobbing off to some 6ft baboon on a pub door but if i did it wouldn't to be one of the fairer sex thats for sure!!!

[TimberWolf]

Oh they are the worst!!! I show the lady bouncers much for respect than the male ones, not that I am often seen gobbing off to some 6ft baboon on a pub door but if i did it wouldn't to be one of the fairer sex thats for sure!!!

Yeah, it's a bit of a nightmare situation to be attacked by a women. There's not much you can do about it except beat a hasty retreat.

[Mich the Tester]

Yeah, it's a bit of a nightmare situation to be attacked by a women. There's not much you can do about it except beat a hasty retreat.

You can also approach the parking charge issue with a little more tact and diplomacy than Mr Wilmslow, perhaps by saying 'good evening, I seem to be having problems with the parking machine, could you help please?'

[Tingles]

Someone should write these stories in a cartoon strip in a newspaper or magazine.

I'm sure there's a market.


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