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 Steer clear of Wormwood Scrubs, a bit over crowded for my taste and the food is pretty poor really. Winthrope is much better, nice comfortable matresses and the food is better there, also 2 hours of exercise.I'm alright JackComment
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 Originally posted by BlasterBates View PostSteer clear of Wormwood Scrubs, a bit over crowded for my taste and the food is pretty poor really. Winthrope is much better, nice comfortable matresses and the food is better there, also 2 hours of exercise.  Comment
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 I've visited people in prisons, but not had a stay myself.
 
 Nights in the cell at the local station, now that is a different matter all together though!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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 Does Oxford Prison Malmaison count? I stayed there last year for a night in a cell.
 
 I can recommend the place..!Older and ...well, just older!!Comment
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 Just had one of those. Got done for DD back in 93. Bath police station - did a damn fine breakfast I have to say.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI've visited people in prisons, but not had a stay myself.
 
 Nights in the cell at the local station, now that is a different matter all together though!Comment
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 I know someone who been inside at HMP Walton, Liverpool amd Kirkham Open Prison. Both occasions he said it was a piece of piss if you kept your nose clean.
 
 He's not a hard man either.I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really! Comment
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 No, cause he's your boyfriend.Originally posted by BolshieBastard View PostHe's not a hard man either. What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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 No, but I heard the best part of you fell out of your mother's mouth.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostNo, cause he's your boyfriend.  I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really! I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really! Comment
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