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Has anyone been to prison?

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    #21
    I did two nights at this one and they charged me £20
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #22
      Steer clear of Wormwood Scrubs, a bit over crowded for my taste and the food is pretty poor really. Winthrope is much better, nice comfortable matresses and the food is better there, also 2 hours of exercise.
      I'm alright Jack

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        #23
        Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
        Steer clear of Wormwood Scrubs, a bit over crowded for my taste and the food is pretty poor really. Winthrope is much better, nice comfortable matresses and the food is better there, also 2 hours of exercise.

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          #24
          I've visited people in prisons, but not had a stay myself.

          Nights in the cell at the local station, now that is a different matter all together though!
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #25
            Does Oxford Prison Malmaison count? I stayed there last year for a night in a cell.

            I can recommend the place..!
            Older and ...well, just older!!

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              #26
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              I've visited people in prisons, but not had a stay myself.

              Nights in the cell at the local station, now that is a different matter all together though!
              Just had one of those. Got done for DD back in 93. Bath police station - did a damn fine breakfast I have to say.

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                #27
                I know someone who been inside at HMP Walton, Liverpool amd Kirkham Open Prison. Both occasions he said it was a piece of piss if you kept your nose clean.

                He's not a hard man either.
                I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post
                  He's not a hard man either.
                  No, cause he's your boyfriend.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    No, cause he's your boyfriend.
                    No, but I heard the best part of you fell out of your mother's mouth.
                    I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

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                      #30
                      Played the odd game of football "inside". We always got murdered on the pitch.

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