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Hang on, could a war over some islands affect the election?
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Hang on, could a war over some islands affect the election?
Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter -
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Bizet - put it back for you!Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
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ah! Nice to put a face to the name.
I love his song in Carmen Act I about how smoking cigarettes is great and make you look sophisticated and irresistable.Comment
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Good Labour should hopefully lose. They aren't very good at wars....."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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A trip down memory lane
http://hansard.millbanksystems.com/c...islands-review
(Callaghan (ex-Navy), had refused to withdraw HMS Endurance from the South Atlantic in the late 70s. Thatcher had withdrawn her, leaving Argentina room to invade).That was what the Labour Government did. When my right hon. Friend the Leader of the Opposition asked questions about this recently, the Prime Minister's response was to hurl across the Dispatch Box—"sneer" is the correct word—that if a Labour Government had been in power we would not have fired a shot. I tell the right hon. Lady, if we had been in power we would not have needed to.Comment
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Can't we sell the Falklands? Come to think about it what about the Channel Islands? I know Fritz was keen to have them not that long ago, does anyone have any objections?Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Whilst we're at it, can we get rid of Scotland, Wales & NI too?Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostCan't we sell the Falklands? Come to think about it what about the Channel Islands? I know Fritz was keen to have them not that long ago, does anyone have any objections?"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Is it a sustainable industry, selling islands?Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostCan't we sell the Falklands? Come to think about it what about the Channel Islands? I know Fritz was keen to have them not that long ago, does anyone have any objections?
I think we should start with the Scottish ones. They've got loads.Comment
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The ones which make whisky bring in a lot of tax though. Who will buy the islands even the Scots find too dank and miserable to live on?Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostIs it a sustainable industry, selling islands?
I think we should start with the Scottish ones. They've got loads.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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