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    Candy is Dandy

    Liquor is quicker,

    Rohipnol is fastest of all.

    discuss...

    #2
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Liquor is quicker,

    Rohipnol is fastest of all.

    discuss...
    A knife through the heart can be fatal, decapitation usually is...

    Rohypnol.... surely?

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      #3
      I don't understand this humour. Could someone please enlighten me?

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        #4
        Originally posted by NoddY
        I don't understand this humour. Could someone please enlighten me?
        Humour?

        There's nothing funny about the increased addiction/recreational use of Rohypnol...

        However, I think the original post is along the lines of...

        If you want to get someone into bed:-

        Candy - Chocolates... Girlies like choccies
        Liquour - Alcohol does loosen the old inhibitions...
        Rohypnol - Date Rape.
        Last edited by SupremeSpod; 18 December 2005, 12:12.

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          #5
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          Actually, it wasn't intended to be funny (not by me anyway) but a palimpsest of Nash's little ditty, updated for our ever so modern times...

          But then again, with so many young women getting so bladdered on alcopops that they don't know what they're doing, rohypnol probably isn't necessary anyway.

          And no, I don't approve of rape or rapists and have never understood what anyone could possibly get of such an act.

          So there.
          That sounded rather defensive if you don't mind me saying so!

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            #6
            While we're on the subject of Poetry, sort of...

            Razors pain you;
            Rivers are damp;
            Acids stain you;
            And drugs cause cramp.
            Guns aren't lawful;
            Nooses give;
            Gas smells awful;
            You might as well live.

            -- Dorothy Parker
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #7
              Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
              Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
              All the kings horses and all the kings men,
              said "fek him, He's only an egg.

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