Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "fek him, He's only an egg.
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Previously on "Candy is Dandy"
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While we're on the subject of Poetry, sort of...
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
-- Dorothy Parker
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Originally posted by zeitghostActually, it wasn't intended to be funny (not by me anyway) but a palimpsest of Nash's little ditty, updated for our ever so modern times...
But then again, with so many young women getting so bladdered on alcopops that they don't know what they're doing, rohypnol probably isn't necessary anyway.
And no, I don't approve of rape or rapists and have never understood what anyone could possibly get of such an act.
So there.
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Originally posted by NoddYI don't understand this humour. Could someone please enlighten me?
There's nothing funny about the increased addiction/recreational use of Rohypnol...
However, I think the original post is along the lines of...
If you want to get someone into bed:-
Candy - Chocolates... Girlies like choccies
Liquour - Alcohol does loosen the old inhibitions...
Rohypnol - Date Rape.Last edited by SupremeSpod; 18 December 2005, 12:12.
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Originally posted by zeitghostLiquor is quicker,
Rohipnol is fastest of all.
discuss...
Rohypnol.... surely?
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Candy is Dandy
Liquor is quicker,
Rohipnol is fastest of all.
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