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    Can you imagine working for a company

    That has a little more than 600 employees and has the following
    Employee statistics.

    29 have been accused of spouse abuse

    7 have been arrested for fraud

    9 have been accused of writing bad cheque's

    17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

    3 have done time for assault

    71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

    14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

    8 have been arrested for shoplifting

    21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

    84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year


    And collectively, this year alone, they have cost the British tax payer £92,993,748 in expenses!!!

    Which organization is this ?

    It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that
    Cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of
    Us inline.

    What a bunch we have running our country - it says it all..
    And just to top all that they probably have the best 'corporate'
    Pension scheme in the country!!
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

    #2
    Is it the USA in 1999 already

    Snopeslinki

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      #3
      Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
      Is it the USA in 1999 already

      Snopeslinki
      Don't forget, it's ScooterScot posting from his Mac SE.

      Therefore...

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        #4
        Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
        That has a little more than 600 employees and has the following
        Employee statistics.

        29 have been accused of spouse abuse

        7 have been arrested for fraud

        9 have been accused of writing bad cheque's

        17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

        3 have done time for assault

        71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

        14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

        8 have been arrested for shoplifting

        21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

        84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year


        And collectively, this year alone, they have cost the British tax payer £92,993,748 in expenses!!!

        Which organization is this ?

        It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that
        Cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of
        Us inline.

        What a bunch we have running our country - it says it all..
        And just to top all that they probably have the best 'corporate'
        Pension scheme in the country!!
        Slackers!

        It takes over 600 of 'em to do that? I've managed to achieve all that on my own.

        Productivity in Britain's public sector is a joke.
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
          Is it the USA in 1999 already

          Snopeslinki

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            #6
            Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
            3 have done time for assault
            I guess Prescott's one of 'em, wonder who the other 2 are

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