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sheeps for sail
"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain -
You can't use a sheep as a sail, they just aren't big enough."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostYou can't use a sheep as a sail, they just aren't big enough.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostHow did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostYou could shear them and knit a sail from the wool."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostYou'd need more than one sheep. But seeing as sheep is singular and plural at the same time, we have no idea if that is what the OP envisaged.
You're right though, we need more detail.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostHe did put sheeps, so I assumed more than one. Perhaps a small flock.
You're right though, we need more detail."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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but there's only one rope on a ship
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