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sheeps for sail
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You can't use a sheep as a sail, they just aren't big enough."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
You could shear them and knit a sail from the wool.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostYou can't use a sheep as a sail, they just aren't big enough.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Pimp.Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
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You'd need more than one sheep. But seeing as sheep is singular and plural at the same time, we have no idea if that is what the OP envisaged.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostYou could shear them and knit a sail from the wool."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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He did put sheeps, so I assumed more than one. Perhaps a small flock.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostYou'd need more than one sheep. But seeing as sheep is singular and plural at the same time, we have no idea if that is what the OP envisaged.
You're right though, we need more detail.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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So he did. I've seen so much bad grammar today, I'm becoming immune to it.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostHe did put sheeps, so I assumed more than one. Perhaps a small flock.
You're right though, we need more detail."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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not many people know this
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but there's only one rope on a ship
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