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scooterscot replied

26 January 2010, 21:38
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

A ewe turn?

IGMC

The pain!!
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RichardCranium replied

26 January 2010, 21:22
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

A ewe turn?

He's thinking it will ram the dock.

IGMC2
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gingerjedi replied

26 January 2010, 21:21
Originally posted by OrangeHopper View Post

If it were welsh sheeps for sail then would your boat only turn in one direction and, if you tried to tack in the other direction, would it not capsize?

A ewe turn?

IGMC
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RichardCranium replied

26 January 2010, 20:19
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Only wee sheeps are available

I bet there is a market for Wii Sheeps: "It comes with a furry fleshlight so you can too "
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OrangeHopper replied

26 January 2010, 20:17
If it were welsh sheeps for sail then would your boat only turn in one direction and, if you tried to tack in the other direction, would it not capsize?

Lambs for lanyards.

Last edited by OrangeHopper; 26 January 2010, 20:18. Reason: To ensure the grammar is consistently incorrect.
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EternalOptimist replied

26 January 2010, 19:47
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Only wee sheeps are available

I'll take two
cut up nice

you can have the bits
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scooterscot replied

26 January 2010, 19:41
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

two lambs here please, if they are packaged

Only wee sheeps are available
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shaunbhoy replied

26 January 2010, 18:59
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

A Welsh floating brothel!

FTFY
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mudskipper replied

26 January 2010, 18:57
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

I think those lines are called 'sheets'.

Maybe OP is getting in a knot - confusing his sheep shanks with his sheet bends.
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RichardCranium replied

26 January 2010, 18:44
Originally posted by Toolpusher

If you have a slightly larger.....errr......appetite....for sheep on the water, get yourself a cabin on one of these!

A Welsh cruise liner!
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Sysman replied

26 January 2010, 18:17
Originally posted by Toolpusher

Did you have something like this in mind?

Good one. I was thinking along the lines of catermerinos.

IGMC
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Sysman replied

26 January 2010, 18:10
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

not many people know this
<cough>
but there's only one rope on a ship

You told us that the other day.

But which one is it? The hangman's rope? The rope on the bell?
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scooterscot replied

26 January 2010, 18:01
Originally posted by Toolpusher

Did you have something like this in mind?

Fantastic
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EternalOptimist replied

26 January 2010, 17:56
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

two lambs here please, if they are packaged
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original PM replied

26 January 2010, 17:46
Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post

Yup, but you might want to secure it with some springs and lines.

Not for a Laser you wouldn't

but then technically that is probably a dinghy and not a ship or boat
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