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[Moscow Mule]

You must be the village idiot SasGuru keeps going on about.

He's not the idiot that:

1) Doesn't update his TomTom.
2) Can't read a map.
3) Gets upset with technology to the point of anger.
4) Missed a day on site because of 1 & 2 & 3.

[ChimpMaster]

He's not the idiot that:

1) Doesn't update his TomTom.
2) Can't read a map.
3) Gets upset with technology to the point of anger.
4) Missed a day on site because of 1 & 2 & 3.

[suityou01]

Get back in your car and head back to clientco. On the way repeat the mantra ' I am a tiger'.
Home is for us benchees only, you've no right to be there.

I have a 9:30 requirements workshop I must host. I cancelled the last one due to a family crisis. This one must go ahead.

Yesterday started breathtakingly badly as well. I had an 8am requirements workshop, by web ex. Could not log in to ClientCos systems. I had reset my password last Friday as requested "Your password is about to expire ...."

Monday morning first thing I'm Skyping everyone cancelling the meeting at 7:55am as I am having log in problems. It's bad enough I've got behind with work because of last week, but in trying to catch up, all these mutherflipping time vampires keep popping up and shatting all over any attempt I make to recover lost ground / credibility.

[cailin maith]

I'm pissed off too.

I could rip someone's head off & spit down the pipe.

[FiveTimes]

Really fed up. Life just seems like one long procession of things going wrong. HDD failure on main box, wireless router failure, washing machine packed up, wireless router packed up, boiler breaks down.

don't forget the 15 foot of snow that came in through the roof

[MPwannadecentincome]

I have a 9:30 requirements workshop I must host. I cancelled the last one due to a family crisis. This one must go ahead.

Yesterday started breathtakingly badly as well. I had an 8am requirements workshop, by web ex. Could not log in to ClientCos systems. I had reset my password last Friday as requested "Your password is about to expire ...."

Monday morning first thing I'm Skyping everyone cancelling the meeting at 7:55am as I am having log in problems. It's bad enough I've got behind with work because of last week, but in trying to catch up, all these mutherflipping time vampires keep popping up and shatting all over any attempt I make to recover lost ground / credibility.

I've been through some of that in the past - try to stay calm it helps.

Next time you are passing by Watford, wave at us as you go by

[RichardCranium]

I have a 9:30 requirements workshop I must host. I cancelled the last one due to a family crisis. This one must go ahead.

Ah. So you're in work.

At lunchtime buy a sandwich, then go out and keep your eyes on the ground. See if you can find 2 or 3 woodlice. Gather them up and when you go back, remove the ball from someone's mouse, put some butter/marge from the sandwich on the rollers, pop the woodlice in and put the ball back. (I only suggest woodlice because most people would have trouble doing this with the proper creature: a slug.)

Piss in the coffee machine.

Fill your bag with stolen stationery.

[cojak]

Ah. So you're in work.

At lunchtime buy a sandwich, then go out and keep your eyes on the ground. See if you can find 2 or 3 woodlice. Gather them up and when you go back, remove the ball from someone's mouse, put some butter/marge from the sandwich on the rollers, pop the woodlice in and put the ball back. (I only suggest woodlice because most people would have trouble doing this with the proper creature: a slug.)

Piss in the coffee machine.

Fill your bag with stolen stationery.

You really do have too much time on your hands, Dickie...

[suityou01]

He's not the idiot that:

1) Doesn't update his TomTom.
2) Can't read a map.
3) Gets upset with technology to the point of anger.
4) Missed a day on site because of 1 & 2 & 3.

1) How did you decide that? TomTom is up to date. It's just rubbish. And keeps crashing.
2) No while driving, no. You dullard.
3) Don't we all from time to time? I wish you interesting times with your equipment you ....... troll.

[suityou01]

Ah. So you're in work.

At lunchtime buy a sandwich, then go out and keep your eyes on the ground. See if you can find 2 or 3 woodlice. Gather them up and when you go back, remove the ball from someone's mouse, put some butter/marge from the sandwich on the rollers, pop the woodlice in and put the ball back. (I only suggest woodlice because most people would have trouble doing this with the proper creature: a slug.)

Piss in the coffee machine.

Fill your bag with stolen stationery.

Working from home. Running the workshop successfully, until the brand new £160 Cisco Linksys router crashed, thus ending the workshop.