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Originally posted by Sysman View PostBut their houses are worth a fortune, so that's OK.
I live a life that's filled with riches beyond what bricks and mortar could offer...
Chance favours the prepared mind while fortune favours the foolish,
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostYou Londoners - got to be some of the most stressed out people, and for what?
Did anybody here watch British Families: Money on BBC 2 last night? They interviewed those 50+ hour a week folks earning big bucks, material obsession, I thought he looks like someone approaching retirement. Turned out he was in his mid-twenties
To sum it up, it's all Thatcher fault...
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWorking from home. Running the workshop successfully, until the brand new £160 Cisco Linksys router crashed, thus ending the workshop.
Give it time to get over teething problems first. AKA testing it thoroughly first.
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You Londoners - got to be some of the most stressed out people, and for what?
Did anybody here watch British Families: Money on BBC 2 last night? They interviewed those 50+ hour a week folks earning big bucks, material obsession, I thought he looks like someone approaching retirement. Turned out he was in his mid-twenties
To sum it up, it's all Thatcher fault...
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I'm working on Software that has to work 24/7-365.25 days a year.
Funnily enough, it does have an external interface to Tom-Tom...
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I posted here whilst sat in the ski lift the other day.
It felt ever so clever.
The ski-lift that is. Carries on working even though there're all those people using it, constantly.
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Sometimes you are the pigeon, sometimes you are the statue.
Roll with it
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Drink 3 cans of stella tonight
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostAh. So you're in work.
At lunchtime buy a sandwich, then go out and keep your eyes on the ground. See if you can find 2 or 3 woodlice. Gather them up and when you go back, remove the ball from someone's mouse, put some butter/marge from the sandwich on the rollers, pop the woodlice in and put the ball back. (I only suggest woodlice because most people would have trouble doing this with the proper creature: a slug.)
Piss in the coffee machine.
Fill your bag with stolen stationery.
Unless you meant get ones that were already dead..
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