That's it

[threaded]

1) How did you decide that? TomTom is up to date. It's just rubbish. And keeps crashing.
2) No while driving, no. You dullard.
3) Don't we all from time to time? I wish you interesting times with your equipment you ....... troll.

1) You should do an update. If that doesn't fix it, return it and get a replacement.

[suityou01]

1) You should do an update. If that doesn't fix it, return it and get a replacement.

I have done an update. I frequently update the frakin thing. It doesn't fix it. I am one of many millions of generally p*ssed off individuals who neither has the time to complain / their unit is out of warranty.

I have time to rant on here, while I wait for the router to reboot.

[Moscow Mule]

1) How did you decide that? TomTom is up to date. It's just rubbish. And keeps crashing.
2) No while driving, no. You dullard.
3) Don't we all from time to time? I wish you interesting times with your equipment you ....... troll.

1) It was probably getting you to turn around.
2) Cars have these things called indicators, you can use them to indicate you are turning down a side road, where you can safely stop and look at a map.
3) Pot, kettle, comms check, over.

[RichardCranium]

SY01,

Do you now see why some of us want TPD back?

[Pogle]

Ah. So you're in work.

At lunchtime buy a sandwich, then go out and keep your eyes on the ground. See if you can find 2 or 3 woodlice. Gather them up and when you go back, remove the ball from someone's mouse, put some butter/marge from the sandwich on the rollers, pop the woodlice in and put the ball back. (I only suggest woodlice because most people would have trouble doing this with the proper creature: a slug.)

Piss in the coffee machine.

Fill your bag with stolen stationery.

Am I the only person who thinks this is mean on the woodlice
Unless you meant get ones that were already dead..

[Bunk]

I have time to rant on here, while I wait for the router to reboot.

Just out of interest, how are you posting on here while the router is rebooting?

[Bunk]

SY01,

Do you now see why some of us want TPD back?

I'm not sure we should let him in to TPD, he'll only break it

[original PM]

Sometimes you are the pigeon, sometimes you are the statue.

Roll with it

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger





Drink 3 cans of stella tonight

[threaded]

I posted here whilst sat in the ski lift the other day.

It felt ever so clever.

The ski-lift that is. Carries on working even though there're all those people using it, constantly.

[Churchill]

I'm working on Software that has to work 24/7-365.25 days a year.

Funnily enough, it does have an external interface to Tom-Tom...