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No, I come here for an intellectual argument 'cause I'm bored, but have to make do with Churchill.Originally posted by chef View Postok, here's your handbag Churchill
<hands Churchill a CM approved handbag>
and here's your's Threaded
<hands Threaded a suitable nordic attire handbag>
ok, backs against each other gentlemen.. 3 steps turn and charge like it's 1st day at a Primark sale..
3,2,1... <Chef ducks out of the way>
Churchill comes here to be horrible to someone, anyone.
It's a perfect symbiosis.
He loves me really, and it's fully reciprocated.
Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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You two are wierd!Originally posted by threaded View PostNo, I come here for an intellectual argument 'cause I'm bored, but have to make do with Churchill.
Churchill comes here to be horrible to someone, anyone.
It's a perfect symbiosis.
He loves me really, and it's fully reciprocated.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Threaded is of the fond impression that people actually believe his utter crap.Originally posted by Churchill View PostI don't need a sock puppet to make you look like a bullsh!tting moron, you perform that role more than adequately.
Presumably he develops all these systems, while reading the material of the OU Diploma in Stats and listening to Feynman's Lectures.
Oh and I forgot playing Farmville on facebook.


Currently second to Menelaus in the Walter Mitty stakes - although I wouldn't be surprised if claims he can fly Tornados (clearly eating the spag bol wouldn't be a problem).
Hard Brexit now!
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No, I'm fond of the impression that no one believes this crap; it's all part of a cunning game.Originally posted by sasguru View PostThreaded is of the fond impression that people actually believe his utter crap.
Presumably he develops all these systems, while reading the material of the OU Diploma in Stats and listening to Feynman's Lectures.
Oh and I forgot playing Farmville on facebook.


Currently second to Menelaus in the Walter Mitty stakes - although I wouldn't be surprised if claims he can fly Tornados (clearly eating the spag bol wouldn't be a problem).

I can fly a Falke T61A blindfolded does that count?Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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In one corner, weighing in at, well not as much as he used to, since donning the spandex riding gear, is Threaded.
In the other corner, standing at 6' 6', is the ginger curly wurly Grandmaster, Churchill.
It's going to be a tough match.
Time Lord versus L40 Grand Poo Bah Wizard.
The crowd are going wild ! (Actually most of them already are)
The trolley dolleys are dishing out the popcorn !
The ref is donning his armour !
Sit back and place your bets, please !
<slips an envelope to The Doggie, with enough cash for a proper "throw", and whispers "Dude, he really has done these things, plus he's a Time Lord. Even if you do win, he'll pop back in time and change the result.."Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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Hey, out of order!Originally posted by threaded View PostNo, I come here for an intellectual argument 'cause I'm bored, but have to make do with Churchill.
Churchill comes here to be horrible to someone, anyone.
It's a perfect symbiosis.
He loves me really, and it's fully reciprocated.
I'm the nicest guy I know!Comment
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Hard Brexit now!
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Blindfolded?Originally posted by threaded View PostNo, I'm fond of the impression that no one believes this crap; it's all part of a cunning game.
I can fly a Falke T61A blindfolded does that count?
Ok rest of the pilots on the forum care to point out the error of "Chubba the Fats" statement.Comment
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