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    #71
    "HMRC is monitoring our posts"
    Have they not got anything better to do than monitor posts on a forum by people having fun?

    Hello HMRC.
    Tax ? - What's that.
    Come and get me big boy

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      #72
      Originally posted by s2budd View Post
      "HMRC is monitoring our posts"
      Have they not got anything better to do than monitor posts on a forum by people having fun?

      Hello HMRC.
      Tax ? - What's that.
      Come and get me big boy
      They do more than that. They actually write reports about us too; full detailed relationship diagrams, the works. Pretty naive for the most part, but their managers are immensely proud of it. They even had a little party a few weeks ago to congratulate themselves about it.
      Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
      threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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        #73
        Originally posted by threaded View Post
        full detailed relationship diagrams, .
        Quick, more sock puppets.
        ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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          #74
          This'll f**k 'em up...

          I'm Spartacus and so's my wife!

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            #75
            Originally posted by threaded View Post
            They actually write reports about us too; full detailed relationship diagrams, the works. Pretty naive for the most part,
            It certainly is. There's only the college-assignment auto-posting script, the fembot and NickFitz actually posting on here.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #76
              Originally posted by threaded View Post
              They actually write reports about us too; full detailed relationship diagrams, the works.
              You are correct on that. These are the chaps that have written most of their data mining toolsets for them.
              "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

              On them! On them! They fail!

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                #77
                Originally posted by threaded View Post
                I can fly a Falke T61A blindfolded does that count?
                Ah, the old instrument approach where one's sphincter is twitching like a rabbit's nose approaching 200ft, hoping the first thing you see from the gray murk outside the cockpit is some red, green and white lights lights and not a large piece of granite or a very surprised lorry driver.
                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                  #78
                  Wow, Threaded managed to make a post about HMRC more boring by hijacking it. Takes some skill.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    Wow, Threaded managed to make a post about HMRC more boring by hijacking it. Takes some skill.
                    Yes, I come here to feel appreciated.
                    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                    threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by threaded View Post
                      Yes, I come here to feel appreciated.
                      Ye all have made me laugh today, thats for sure
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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