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cojak replied

26 January 2010, 07:50
And the thread descends into name calling and us standing around watching Churchill and Threaded rolling around the playground. As usual.

Good luck pinning your prosecution on this thread, Boys...

(BTW - can I pay in shoes??? ).
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threaded replied

25 January 2010, 21:42
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Not quite the effect he was looking for

guru, wrong on this as he is on many many things.
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cailin maith replied

25 January 2010, 21:38
Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post

Hello CM - I mean Mrs Sparticus
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BA to the Stars replied

25 January 2010, 21:32
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

This'll f**k 'em up...

I'm Spartacus and so's my wife!

Hello CM - I mean Mrs Sparticus
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sasguru replied

25 January 2010, 21:28
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Ye all have made me laugh today, thats for sure

Not quite the effect he was looking for
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cailin maith replied

25 January 2010, 19:52
Originally posted by threaded View Post

Yes, I come here to feel appreciated.

Ye all have made me laugh today, thats for sure
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threaded replied

25 January 2010, 19:29
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Wow, Threaded managed to make a post about HMRC more boring by hijacking it. Takes some skill.

Yes, I come here to feel appreciated.
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d000hg replied

25 January 2010, 18:12
Wow, Threaded managed to make a post about HMRC more boring by hijacking it. Takes some skill.
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hyperD replied

25 January 2010, 17:34
Originally posted by threaded View Post

I can fly a Falke T61A blindfolded does that count?

Ah, the old instrument approach where one's sphincter is twitching like a rabbit's nose approaching 200ft, hoping the first thing you see from the gray murk outside the cockpit is some red, green and white lights lights and not a large piece of granite or a very surprised lorry driver.
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Incognito replied

25 January 2010, 17:33
Originally posted by threaded View Post

They actually write reports about us too; full detailed relationship diagrams, the works.

You are correct on that. These are the chaps that have written most of their data mining toolsets for them.
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RichardCranium replied

25 January 2010, 17:28
Originally posted by threaded View Post

They actually write reports about us too; full detailed relationship diagrams, the works. Pretty naive for the most part,

It certainly is. There's only the college-assignment auto-posting script, the fembot and NickFitz actually posting on here.
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Churchill replied

25 January 2010, 17:20
This'll f**k 'em up...

I'm Spartacus and so's my wife!
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Moscow Mule replied

25 January 2010, 17:19
Originally posted by threaded View Post

full detailed relationship diagrams, .

Quick, more sock puppets.
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threaded replied

25 January 2010, 17:13
Originally posted by s2budd View Post

"HMRC is monitoring our posts"
Have they not got anything better to do than monitor posts on a forum by people having fun?

Hello HMRC.
Tax ? - What's that.
Come and get me big boy

They do more than that. They actually write reports about us too; full detailed relationship diagrams, the works. Pretty naive for the most part, but their managers are immensely proud of it. They even had a little party a few weeks ago to congratulate themselves about it.
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s2budd replied

25 January 2010, 17:09
"HMRC is monitoring our posts"
Have they not got anything better to do than monitor posts on a forum by people having fun?

Hello HMRC.
Tax ? - What's that.
Come and get me big boy
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