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    #51
    Originally posted by chef View Post
    ok, here's your handbag Churchill
    <hands Churchill a CM approved handbag>

    and here's your's Threaded
    <hands Threaded a suitable nordic attire handbag>


    ok, backs against each other gentlemen.. 3 steps turn and charge like it's 1st day at a Primark sale..

    3,2,1... <Chef ducks out of the way>
    I doubt I could lift a CM approved handbag.

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      #52
      fair enough
      The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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        #53
        Originally posted by chef View Post
        ok, here's your handbag Churchill
        <hands Churchill a CM approved handbag>

        and here's your's Threaded
        <hands Threaded a suitable nordic attire handbag>


        ok, backs against each other gentlemen.. 3 steps turn and charge like it's 1st day at a Primark sale..

        3,2,1... <Chef ducks out of the way>
        No, I come here for an intellectual argument 'cause I'm bored, but have to make do with Churchill.

        Churchill comes here to be horrible to someone, anyone.

        It's a perfect symbiosis.

        He loves me really, and it's fully reciprocated.
        Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
        threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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          #54
          Originally posted by threaded View Post
          No, I come here for an intellectual argument 'cause I'm bored, but have to make do with Churchill.

          Churchill comes here to be horrible to someone, anyone.

          It's a perfect symbiosis.

          He loves me really, and it's fully reciprocated.
          You two are wierd!
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            #55
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            I don't need a sock puppet to make you look like a bullsh!tting moron, you perform that role more than adequately.
            Threaded is of the fond impression that people actually believe his utter crap.
            Presumably he develops all these systems, while reading the material of the OU Diploma in Stats and listening to Feynman's Lectures.
            Oh and I forgot playing Farmville on facebook.



            Currently second to Menelaus in the Walter Mitty stakes - although I wouldn't be surprised if claims he can fly Tornados (clearly eating the spag bol wouldn't be a problem).
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #56
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              Threaded is of the fond impression that people actually believe his utter crap.
              Presumably he develops all these systems, while reading the material of the OU Diploma in Stats and listening to Feynman's Lectures.
              Oh and I forgot playing Farmville on facebook.



              Currently second to Menelaus in the Walter Mitty stakes - although I wouldn't be surprised if claims he can fly Tornados (clearly eating the spag bol wouldn't be a problem).
              No, I'm fond of the impression that no one believes this crap; it's all part of a cunning game.

              I can fly a Falke T61A blindfolded does that count?
              Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
              threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                #57
                In one corner, weighing in at, well not as much as he used to, since donning the spandex riding gear, is Threaded.

                In the other corner, standing at 6' 6', is the ginger curly wurly Grandmaster, Churchill.

                It's going to be a tough match.

                Time Lord versus L40 Grand Poo Bah Wizard.

                The crowd are going wild ! (Actually most of them already are)

                The trolley dolleys are dishing out the popcorn !

                The ref is donning his armour !

                Sit back and place your bets, please !

                <slips an envelope to The Doggie, with enough cash for a proper "throw", and whispers "Dude, he really has done these things, plus he's a Time Lord. Even if you do win, he'll pop back in time and change the result.."
                Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

                C.S. Lewis

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by threaded View Post
                  No, I come here for an intellectual argument 'cause I'm bored, but have to make do with Churchill.

                  Churchill comes here to be horrible to someone, anyone.

                  It's a perfect symbiosis.

                  He loves me really, and it's fully reciprocated.
                  Hey, out of order!

                  I'm the nicest guy I know!

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by threaded View Post
                    it's all part of a cunning game.
                    Solitaire?

                    HTH

                    Nurse!
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by threaded View Post
                      No, I'm fond of the impression that no one believes this crap; it's all part of a cunning game.

                      I can fly a Falke T61A blindfolded does that count?
                      Blindfolded?

                      Ok rest of the pilots on the forum care to point out the error of "Chubba the Fats" statement.

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