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    #11
    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
    I for one welcome our glorious masters. May they long rule over us with the fairness and equality we've come to love.
    good effort, well done.

    may the fleas of a thousand camels never even consider the remotest possibility of infesting their @rseholes

    and

    I hope that their b@lls do NOT turn to cubes and begin to fester at the corners

    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #12
      Speaking as someone who always makes sure that their tax and VAT payments are paid correctly and on time, I have always had a cordial relationship with HMRC.




      ****ers

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        #13
        Hi Hector

        Do you like movies about gladiaturs?
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          #14
          Hello hello
          Last edited by BoltonLad; 25 January 2010, 14:26.

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            #15
            who's HMRC?
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              #16
              In fact this very thread is No 1 on Google if you look.

              No 2 is the 'HMRC is tulipe' blog.

              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #17
                Originally posted by cojak View Post
                In fact this very thread is No 1 on Google if you look.

                No 2 is the 'HMRC is tulipe' blog.

                For what search term? Could it be that the new Google personalised search results are affecting what you are seeing?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by administrator View Post
                  For what search term? Could it be that the new Google personalised search results are affecting what you are seeing?
                  I put in the thread title and page 2 of the thread came up first
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                    #19
                    Originally posted by administrator View Post
                    For what search term? Could it be that the new Google personalised search results are affecting what you are seeing?
                    use the word tulipe and not the word sh it i.e "hmrc is tulipe"
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                      #20
                      even "hmrc contractor" brings this thread up 10th
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