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Originally posted by administrator View PostSorry, just making a few changes...Comment
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Originally posted by ToolpusherThen, in 1972 (for those of you who are old enough to remember), there was the worldwide sugar shortage. So, from then on, no more sugar in my tea.
In 1993, I left the UK, and initially lived for three months in a hotel in a foreign land, far, far away. They only had those little individual cartons of UHT milk, which taste disgusting. So, from then on, no more milk in my tea.
Now, I only drink my tea black, no sugar.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostOk, he's off the hook this time, but it's the sort of thing HAB would doSorry, but not deliberately. In my dotage I do all sorts of stupid things.
How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Just admit it, you pushed the wrong buttonComment
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I was trying to figure out why I couldn't connect to my wireless network yesterday. Walked through to the living room and found it had been unplugged and swapped for a pair of hair straightenersComment
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostI was trying to figure out why I couldn't connect to my wireless network yesterday. Walked through to the living room and found it had been unplugged and swapped for a pair of hair straighteners
Hoover plugged in instead of the main PSU in a Uni Library systems room.
The fact the socket was ringed in a big red outline with a sign saying DO NOT UNPLUG EVER was irrelevant apparentlyComment
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostI was trying to figure out why I couldn't connect to my wireless network yesterday. Walked through to the living room and found it had been unplugged and swapped for a pair of hair straighteners
I take it this was the work of a child.
I recommend a thorough beating, then it up to Social Services ad say you don't want it any more.
RC in 'think of the little packets' mode.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostI had this weeks bath at about 10:30 this morning. I've changed all my clothes too.
1 sugar please!ǝןqqıʍComment
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Originally posted by ToolpusherI stand corrected. You are right, Sysman, the shortage was in 1975.
If I remember correctly, the price of sugar doubled during the shortage but never came down in price once the shortage was over. Panic buying was the order of the day; when there was a threatened shortage of bog roll, I counted some 200 rolls in the smallest room of one private house.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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