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    #31
    Black, one milk please.

    Ask the maid to sweep up will ya, someone dropped a digestive and i've just trodden on it!
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      #32
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

      HTH
      I think I've mentioned to you before that I find the use of this word in this context irritating and offensive?

      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #33
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        I think I've mentioned to you before that I find the use of this word in this context irritating and offensive?
        Ooh, harsh. Scolded by Mary Poppins. That must hurt.

        Make him clean his room, Mary.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #34
          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          Ooh, harsh. Scolded by Mary Poppins. That must hurt.

          Make him clean his room, Mary.
          He needs to be disciplined!
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #35
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            He needs to be disciplined!
            Sounds like a good Plan B to me!!!
            Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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              #36
              Originally posted by MrMark View Post
              Sounds like a good Plan B to me!!!
              Probably very lucrative.

              I wonder if there's a niche market especially if she gets someone to dress up as Dick Van Dyke.
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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                #37
                Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                Probably very lucrative.

                I wonder if there's a niche market especially if she gets someone to dress up as Dick Van Dyke.
                Any takers?
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  Any takers?
                  In that kind of market there are no takers, just receivers
                  Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

                  Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    Any takers?
                    I'm with Alan B'stard on this one. Actually, I'm with him on most things.
                    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                    "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      I think I've mentioned to you before that I find the use of this word in this context irritating and offensive?

                      Agree - but it's a public forum and showing my emotion only feds those with limited cranial capacity, so I don't.
                      "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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