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Originally posted by joey122 View PostThis main forum is no better then a zoo
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Global warming has made some posters f&*ing irritable."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Oi you *&^%$^ teppum can't you even 'kin spell....Originally posted by joey122 View PostThis main forum is no better then a zoo
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They're feeling the cold... bbrrrrrOriginally posted by Paddy View PostGlobal warming has made some posters f&*ing irritable.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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I thought you'd be more interested in Dylan.Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostIf Prickles brings Florence then maybe Emily can tag along too?
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Good point Chef......Originally posted by chef View Poststraying from the OP's topic aren't we?
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Topic? Mars make those in France and import them.Originally posted by chef View Poststraying from the OP's topic aren't we?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Ice is reseeding at an alarming rate on the M62. if it continues to melt unchecked the North Sea will flood London and the Polar Bears at London Zoo will drown. Please tax us more to prevent such disasters.Originally posted by Drewster View PostGood point Chef......
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