Contrractor UK Rules

[HairyArsedBloke]

Are we going to be having a partee?

How is going with Florence?

[Peoplesoft bloke]

The real rules are:

Everyone should have a gun and shoot it at all times

Speed limits are evil and were invented by Labour in 1998 everyone should be allowed to do what the flick they want on the roads, especially if they drive a chavvy BMW.

Socialists and Labour voters are scum

The Tories are wonderful and have never done anything wrong ever

All contractors are entitled to pay zero tax

[NickFitz]

The real rules are:

Everyone should have a gun and shoot it at all times

Speed limits are evil and were invented by Labour in 1998 everyone should be allowed to do what the flick they want on the roads, especially if they drive a chavvy BMW.

Socialists and Labour voters are scum

The Tories are wonderful and have never done anything wrong ever

All contractors are entitled to pay zero tax

You forgot lunch

[Tarquin Farquhar]

"You swear too much"

"The Hell I do!"

Lauren Bacall and John Wayne, The Shootist.

[BrilloPad]

This main forum is no better then a zoo

Check out how people should be behaving


http://www.contractoruk.com/about/bulletin_board.html

1. No profanity or obscenities of any kind, even written back to front or disguised with asterisks etc.

2. Be nice to each other - no personal attacks on other users.

3. Defamatory, obscene, indecent, lewd, pornographic, violent, abusive, insulting, threatening and harassing comments are not tolerated.

4. Do not stray from the discussion topic.

I view this post as a personal attack and so in violation of point 2. Where can I report this?

[threaded]

You forgot lunch

Also make pedantic corrections to spelling and grammar, and in Churchill's case, often be quite wrong.

[Bunk]

Are we going to be having a partee?

Only if you're bringing the laydeez.

[Churchill]

Also make pedantic corrections to spelling and grammar, and in Churchill's case, often be quite wrong.

Glad you said "often" rather than "always"! Now, f**k off, seriously!

[Weltchy]

The real rules are:

Everyone should have a gun and shoot it at all times

Speed limits are evil and were invented by Labour in 1998 everyone should be allowed to do what the flick they want on the roads, especially if they drive a chavvy BMW.

Socialists and Labour voters are scum

The Tories are wonderful and have never done anything wrong ever

All contractors are entitled to pay zero tax

Sleep-typing at the keyboard again?

[Mich the Tester]

Can we have a poll on this please?

Don't forget the AndyW option.