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    #21
    Originally posted by joey122 View Post
    This main forum is no better then a zoo

    Check out how people should be behaving


    http://www.contractoruk.com/about/bulletin_board.html

    1. No profanity or obscenities of any kind, even written back to front or disguised with asterisks etc.

    2. Be nice to each other - no personal attacks on other users.

    3. Defamatory, obscene, indecent, lewd, pornographic, violent, abusive, insulting, threatening and harassing comments are not tolerated.

    4. Do not stray from the discussion topic.
    You're a crap sockpuppet.

    HTH
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      #22
      Originally posted by joey122 View Post
      This main forum is no better then a zoo

      Check out how people should be behaving


      http://www.contractoruk.com/about/bulletin_board.html

      1. No profanity or obscenities of any kind, even written back to front or disguised with asterisks etc.

      2. Be nice to each other - no personal attacks on other users.

      3. Defamatory, obscene, indecent, lewd, pornographic, violent, abusive, insulting, threatening and harassing comments are not tolerated.

      4. Do not stray from the discussion topic.

      Global warming has made some posters f&*ing irritable.
      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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        #23
        Originally posted by joey122 View Post
        This main forum is no better then a zoo

        Check out how people should be behaving


        http://www.contractoruk.com/about/bulletin_board.html

        1. No profanity or obscenities of any kind, even written back to front or disguised with asterisks etc.

        2. Be nice to each other - no personal attacks on other users.

        3. Defamatory, obscene, indecent, lewd, pornographic, violent, abusive, insulting, threatening and harassing comments are not tolerated.

        4. Do not stray from the discussion topic.
        Oi you *&^%$^ teppum can't you even 'kin spell....

        "Contrractor" FFS!!

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          #24
          Originally posted by Paddy View Post
          Global warming has made some posters f&*ing irritable.
          They're feeling the cold... bbrrrrr
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #25
            Originally posted by Bunk View Post

            Originally posted by Prickles View Post
            Are we going to be having a partee?
            Only if you're bringing the laydeez.
            If Prickles brings Florence then maybe Emily can tag along too?
            How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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              #26
              Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
              If Prickles brings Florence then maybe Emily can tag along too?
              I thought you'd be more interested in Dylan.

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                #27
                straying from the OP's topic aren't we?
                The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by chef View Post
                  straying from the OP's topic aren't we?
                  Good point Chef......
                  How are you today?
                  Whats the weather like?

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by chef View Post
                    straying from the OP's topic aren't we?
                    Topic? Mars make those in France and import them.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                      Good point Chef......
                      How are you today?
                      Whats the weather like?
                      Ice is reseeding at an alarming rate on the M62. if it continues to melt unchecked the North Sea will flood London and the Polar Bears at London Zoo will drown. Please tax us more to prevent such disasters.
                      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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