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    #11
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Nah they won't sack me - I'm a profit centre.


    Oh wait, you were serious?

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      #12
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      Nah they won't sack me - I'm a profit centre.
      Careful. I've seen that happen.
      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Bunk View Post


        Oh wait, you were serious?


        Ok I should have said because of my political skills.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #14
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post

          Ok I should have said because of my toilet cleaning skills.
          ftfy

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            #15
            Sas, shouldn't you be posting on PUK rather than CUK?
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #16
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              Sas, shouldn't you be posting on PUK rather than CUK?

              I have to deal with Phukkers at work. For relaxation I prefer the cretins of CUK.
              HTH
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #17
                I'm benched and even I fail keeping up with the daily post count of others on here.

                It does make you wonder..
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by cojak View Post
                  It does make you wonder..
                  About UK productivity? Indeed.
                  Although my job is really about blue sky thinking and strategising
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    Although my job is really about talking the right amount of bollocks to the right people
                    FTFY.
                    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                      Although my job is really about blue sky thinking and strategising
                      OK, so in fact you're unemployed and you dream of being an interesting person who works at a bank and who's planning to buy a £50k car.

                      Nice dream

                      NOW WAKE UP AND SNAP OUT OF IT

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