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Careful. I've seen that happen.Originally posted by sasguru View PostNah they won't sack me - I'm a profit centre.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by Bunk View Post
Oh wait, you were serious?







Ok I should have said because of my political skills.Hard Brexit now!
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ftfyOriginally posted by sasguru View Post
Ok I should have said because of my toilet cleaning skills.Comment
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Sas, shouldn't you be posting on PUK rather than CUK?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostSas, shouldn't you be posting on PUK rather than CUK?
I have to deal with Phukkers at work. For relaxation I prefer the cretins of CUK.
HTHHard Brexit now!
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I'm benched and even I fail keeping up with the daily post count of others on here.
It does make you wonder..
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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About UK productivity? Indeed.Originally posted by cojak View PostIt does make you wonder..
Although my job is really about blue sky thinking and strategising
Hard Brexit now!
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FTFY.Originally posted by sasguru View PostAlthough my job is really about talking the right amount of bollocks to the right people
"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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OK, so in fact you're unemployed and you dream of being an interesting person who works at a bank and who's planning to buy a £50k car.Originally posted by sasguru View PostAlthough my job is really about blue sky thinking and strategising
Nice dream
NOW WAKE UP AND SNAP OUT OF IT
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