Bonuses announced today!

[HairyArsedBloke]

I wish I was a banker.

Become one. It's not a closed shop, although I suppose it does help to be upper class.

I can only aspire to be working class; even chavs are a bit posh to me. So help a brother out, how did you make it?

[sasguru]

OK, so in fact you're unemployed and you dream of being an interesting person who works at a bank and who's planning to buy a £50k car.

Nice dream

NOW WAKE UP AND SNAP OUT OF IT

Quite the opposite actually.
I dream of being made redundant and getting the generous pay-off that someone at my level would be entitled to, but have the feckers considered me? No they haven't

[sasguru]

FTFY.

Got it in one.

[BlackenedBiker]

About UK productivity? Indeed.
Although my job is really about making stuff up

Really, who knew????

[sasguru]

Really, who knew????

You work for a living if you like. I used to do that too. Some of us have mastered the art of getting paid huge wonga for bulltulipting.

HTH

[BlackenedBiker]

You work for a living if you like. I used to do that too. Some of us have mastered the art of getting paid huge wonga for bulltulipting.

HTH

Do you have to practice on here though.

[Bunk]

In all seriousness Sas, isn't a £50k bonus what the cleaner gets? Anyone of any real importance gets at least half a mil.

[BlackenedBiker]

In all seriousness Sas

Classic

[sasguru]

In all seriousness Sas, isn't a £50k bonus what the cleaner gets? Anyone of any real importance gets at least half a mil.

Well it used to be more 3 years ago.
Traders get the six figure sums. Senior IT just gets mid-5 figures Developers get even less.
Although its more than £50K this year, but not much after tax.
Ah well better than a kick in t'teeth.

[chef]

Well it used to be more 3 years ago.
Traders get the six figure sums. Senior IT just gets mid-5 figures Developers get even less.
Although its more than £50K this year, but not much after tax.
Ah well better than a kick in t'teeth.

oh don't be modest there Sas, you know in your head you are really dying to shout out exactly what you "got" so we can all ooo and ahhh at the magnificent sas and his bonus.. so stop writing like AtW and "big ska news coming soon" and simply get your d##k out as it were and tell us what you got and while your at it tell us how much better you believe you are over all other humanity so we can all go back to sleep.. there's a good boy.