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Don't forget to mention best practice: Shoe Box Testing.Last edited by RichardCranium; 18 January 2010, 22:22.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostBoss? What is this thing of which you speak? I don’t believe I have one. Ah yes, back in the mists of time, more than 5 years ago I had one of those. Very expensive and annoying; sucked 2/3 of my hourly rate and made me stay in tulipty hotels and made me go to ‘HR assessments’ every 6 months.
You don’t need one.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by OrangeHopper View PostI think the congregation here should suggest a list of buzzwords that you are required to use, at appropriate points, in the meeting.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by OrangeHopper View PostI think the congregation here should suggest a list of buzzwords that you are required to use, at appropriate points, in the meeting.Step outside posh boyComment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostDon't forget to mention best practice: Shoe Box Testing.This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernamesComment
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Am giggling at:
A mnemonic exists to remind practitioners of the processes involved: "big fish, little fish, cardboard box".Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I got out! I delegated a minion to take over for the afternoon!
I watched second half of Toulouse v Quins on the laptop, which was nice, and wrote down some of the buzzwords I heard;
- benchmarking
- KPI
- Touch base
- Keep focused
All in all a bit of a weak harvest, but nevertheless progress toward my goal of winning today’s bulltulip bingo competition.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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