The Importance of Reading

[NickFitz]

Glancing over my extensive collection of books-I-haven't-had-time-to-read-yet, I took down The Oxford Book of Modern Science Writing, which my brother gave me for Christmas 2008.

I found £50 tucked inside the front cover

Not quite as impressive as the time I left £130 of Christmas money in the side pocket of a bag for nineteen months, but still good to see

[RichardCranium]

I am so glad this is not a thread singing the praises of Winnersh Triangle.

[EternalOptimist]

Glancing over my extensive collection of books-I-haven't-had-time-to-read-yet, I took down The Oxford Book of Modern Science Writing, which my brother gave me for Christmas 2008.

I found £50 tucked inside the front cover

Not quite as impressive as the time I left £130 of Christmas money in the side pocket of a bag for nineteen months, but still good to see

Get round to the ban(k) with your novel

[suityou01]

There was me thinking this had something to do with a certain Championship side knocking the scousers out of the FA cup. Football mad me.

[RichardCranium]

Talking of reading, have you proof-read your .sig, SY01?

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SY02 just pulled my sig as she though it was rubbish.
Back to sig pending.

[suityou01]

Talking of reading, have you proof-read your .sig, SY01?

Never ever change your sig when pissed.

The last one read

"That's the way the credit cumbles"

until I woke up and fixed it the next day.

Then the missus saw it and told me to pull it. I'm so bitch-whipped.

[RichardCranium]

Never ever go near a computer when pissed.

FTFY

Now please send the above back to me, but do it 20 years ago before I sent the email to the entire 350-strong IT department telling them how I felt.

[suityou01]

FTFY

Now please send the above back to me, but do it 20 years ago before I sent the email to the entire 350-strong IT department telling them how I felt.

<Cranes forwards, left eyebrow raised subtly higher than the right one>

Go on dear boy ....

[cojak]

Never ever change your sig when pissed.

The last one read

"That's the way the credit cumbles"

until I woke up and fixed it the next day.

Then the missus saw it and told me to pull it. I'm so bitch-whipped.

You let the missus see you on CUK???

Mr C just rolls his eyes, tuts and walks out of the room.

I've only just stopped shutting the browser when he appears (out of embarrassment, I admit..).

[NickFitz]

Mr C just rolls his eyes, tuts and walks out of the room, then fires up the TEMPEST equipment he's hidden in the loft so he can see what I'm up to.

FTFY