Just ordered my Friday night ruby (after a pretty cruddy day) and found myself in a slightly recalcitrant mood with the local Indian Takeaway. I found myself moaning about modern "vindaloo strength" curries. Nowadays they seem blander than toad in the hole FFS.
Me : "I mean, I don't wish to be rude, but it seems like the whole Indian takeaway industry 'downgraded' Vindaloo to Korma some time ago. Why is this? I mean, I want a Vindaloo, like they once were, and not a Phall, but if Vindaloo is the new Madras then I want a Phall, you know what I mean?"
Him : "I sympathise sir, and yes Vindaloo has come down in strength after popular opinion"
Me : "Ok, so can I have a Vindaloo, 'Old school' please?"
Him : "Yes of course I speak with chef for you"
I have high hopes.
Me : "I mean, I don't wish to be rude, but it seems like the whole Indian takeaway industry 'downgraded' Vindaloo to Korma some time ago. Why is this? I mean, I want a Vindaloo, like they once were, and not a Phall, but if Vindaloo is the new Madras then I want a Phall, you know what I mean?"
Him : "I sympathise sir, and yes Vindaloo has come down in strength after popular opinion"
Me : "Ok, so can I have a Vindaloo, 'Old school' please?"
Him : "Yes of course I speak with chef for you"
I have high hopes.
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