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1001 reasons NEVER to vote Labour

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    #61
    Blunkett fiddling the books on rental income.
    Blunketts train ticket fiddle.
    Blunketts directorship of DNA sciences.

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      #62
      To ensure a man and party who say this....

      Originally posted by Bliar
      "I am aware, of course, that people will have to take elements of this on the good faith of our intelligence services, but this is what they are telling me, the British Prime Minister, and my senior colleagues."
      Tony Blair, 24 September 2002

      ...never, ever, ever gets voted in again.
      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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        #63
        Saying how wonderful that unemployment is so low under liebour...

        ...from a bunch of liars that turned around and put an extra 1 million people onto incapacity benefits rather than unemployment benefits, thus hiding the true number of unemployed.
        If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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          #64
          Right, thanks for letting me get that off my chest... I'm off with the trusty 12 bore to give a couple of gippos at the far end of the grounds the "good news"...
          If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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            #65
            *bang* ... *bang*
            If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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              #66
              This should be summed up and sent to the Tories. A nice timeline in the making I feel!
              Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

              I preferred version 1!

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                #67
                I'd like this to run as the biggest thread ever.

                We've got plenty of material to keep it going

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by hyperD
                  Britain's wealthiest Asian made a £125,000 donation to New Labour.
                  America subsequently introduced huge steel tariffs on EU imports leading to hundreds of job losses in the UK, but no tariffs on imorted steel from Mittal's empire.

                  Lord Falconer: An ex-flat mate of Tony Blair. An unelected chum appointed as Lord Chancellor. The world's most grey and boring bureacrat. Eat your heart out Geoffrey Howe. Vocally indistinguishable from Alastair Darling (the world's second most grey and boring bureacrat).

                  Derry Irvine: The ex-tutor of Tony Blair. Another unelected chum appointed as Lord Chancellor.

                  Prescott: A good left hook, but ineffectual (integrated transport policy, housing policy). Retained due to Northern accent.

                  Fungus

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                    #69
                    Clare Short (due to no longer being in government). Might be a lefty, with scraming pinko tendencies, but honest and principled.

                    Fungus.

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by Fungus
                      Clare Short (due to no longer being in government). Might be a lefty, with scraming pinko tendencies, but honest and principled.

                      Fungus.

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                      Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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