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Ladies, your advice please
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Turn up in a gimp suit, then instead of exchanging rings the vicar can just hand your bride the leash.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here -
Or your testicles in a jar?Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostTurn up in a gimp suit, then instead of exchanging rings the vicar can just hand your bride the leash.Comment
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I recommend Billy Idol "White Wedding" as the ceremony tune.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
Any suggestions?I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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I'm a big believer in Pirate weddings...Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostBy the wonder of google, inspiration!
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Victorian velvet frock coats are nice and are adaptable for a goth wedding of sorts.Comment
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Arrrr!Originally posted by cojak View PostI'm a big believer in Pirate weddings...
In the presence of His Noodly Appendage, I now pronounce you etc...And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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carmina burana or ride of the valkyriesOriginally posted by Francko View PostI recommend Billy Idol "White Wedding" as the ceremony tune.Comment
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I was thinking of She Sells Sanctuary, but this could work. I was never very gothy, more metally-grungey, Lady Tester more gothy-punky.Originally posted by norrahe View Postcarmina burana or ride of the valkyriesAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Of course!Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostArrrr!
In the presence of His Noodly Appendage, I now pronounce you etc...
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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V good. I don't like his hat though. I'll try and find a leather top hat.Originally posted by cojak View PostAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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