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    #11
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    .. But this raises the question as to my suit. Should I do the traditional thing, suit and tails, rather like the distinguished chap in my avatar, perhaps accompanied by some idiosyncrasy like a leather waistcoat, or should I perhaps turn up as an unrepentant metalhead?

    Any suggestions?
    Turn up in a gimp suit, then instead of exchanging rings the vicar can just hand your bride the leash.
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      #12
      Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
      Turn up in a gimp suit, then instead of exchanging rings the vicar can just hand your bride the leash.
      Or your testicles in a jar?
      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

      Norrahe's blog

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        #13
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

        Any suggestions?
        I recommend Billy Idol "White Wedding" as the ceremony tune.
        I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          By the wonder of google, inspiration!
          I'm a big believer in Pirate weddings...
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #15
            Victorian velvet frock coats are nice and are adaptable for a goth wedding of sorts.
            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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              #16
              Originally posted by cojak View Post
              I'm a big believer in Pirate weddings...
              Arrrr!

              In the presence of His Noodly Appendage, I now pronounce you etc...
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #17
                Originally posted by Francko View Post
                I recommend Billy Idol "White Wedding" as the ceremony tune.
                carmina burana or ride of the valkyries
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                Norrahe's blog

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                  carmina burana or ride of the valkyries
                  I was thinking of She Sells Sanctuary, but this could work. I was never very gothy, more metally-grungey, Lady Tester more gothy-punky.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    Arrrr!

                    In the presence of His Noodly Appendage, I now pronounce you etc...
                    Of course!

                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by cojak View Post
                      V good. I don't like his hat though. I'll try and find a leather top hat.
                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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