Same as the others but our agents have big n*rks and tight skirts. We don't deal direct with clients or do any work, we outsource that to the 9% agency.
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tight n*rks and big skirts eh ?
I'm in
are any of them female ?
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You say you're in and then ask if they are femaleOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Posttight n*rks and big skirts eh ?
I'm in
are any of them female ?

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Win-win surely!Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostSame as the others but our agents have big n*rks and tight skirts. We don't deal direct with clients or do any work, we outsource that to the 9% agency.
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Not for the 10% agency.
They've just been squeezed out of the marketplace unless they can come up with another USP....
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I said win (for 11%) and win (for 9% one), rather than win-win-winOriginally posted by cojak View PostNot for the 10% agency.
They've just been squeezed out of the marketplace unless they can come up with another USP....

btw, I think you should get a job in 11% agency
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They should go for even bigger norks and micro skirtsOriginally posted by cojak View PostNot for the 10% agency.
They've just been squeezed out of the marketplace unless they can come up with another USP....
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But do they have the margin to support it? It's basic economics.Originally posted by Andy2 View PostThey should go for even bigger iamaprats and micro skirts
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Does he have big n*rks?Originally posted by AtW View Postbtw, I think you should get a job in 11% agency
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