Asteroid Passing Earth in Five Minutes

[Doggy Styles]

Wouldn't Roswell be better as both?

As in "Ros yourself Sheila, I'm going to have a f***! ??

Possibly.

[HairyArsedBloke]

They are just here to collect their people and stuff and get out before the GRB hits.

[Diver]

There's loads of old spaceflight and satellite junk floating around up there.

There's one piece due to impact the earth in about a years time.

They aren't sure where and when it's going to land, but recommend that you don't use the telephone box on the corner of Maple street in London at 11 minutes past 12 on the 26th January 2011.

[TimberWolf]

There's loads of old spaceflight and satellite junk floating around up there.

There's one piece due to impact the earth in about a years time.

They aren't sure where and when it's going to land, but recommend that you don't use the telephone box on the corner of Maple street in London at 11 minutes past 12 on the 26th January 2011.

What telephone box?

[HairyArsedBloke]

What telephone box?

This one.

[Diver]

What telephone box?

I can't believe you actually looked it up

You really really need to get out more

[sweetandsour]

What telephone box?

Is that the entrance to Spearmint Rhino I see around the corner there?

They aren't sure where and when it's going to land, but recommend that you don't use the telephone box on the corner of Maple street in London at 11 minutes past 12 on the 26th January 2011.

Is this a part of town that you know well then sir?

[AlfredJPruffock]

There's loads of old spaceflight and satellite junk floating around up there.

There's one piece due to impact the earth in about a years time.

They aren't sure where and when it's going to land, but recommend that you don't use the telephone box on the corner of Maple street in London at 11 minutes past 12 on the 26th January 2011.

Why did they select Maple Street ?

Could the Canadian Intellgeience Services be behind this ?

[Doggy Styles]

There's loads of old spaceflight and satellite junk floating around up there.

There's one piece due to impact the earth in about a years time.

I remember the good old days when Skylab dropping to earth was a big event. We even went round the offices painting "Skylab Protection" on all the fire warden helmets.

[Doggy Styles]

Did they ask for it back?