I now have to keep the bathroom door closed

[BrilloPad]

Mrs BP just caught baby BP licking the bog brush.

At least I know there is no bleach on there : as this morning his elder brother complained about a giant turd that would not flush so I broke it up with the bog brush......

[shaunbhoy]

Mrs BP just caught baby BP licking the bog brush.

At least I know there is no bleach on there : as this morning his elder brother complained about a giant turd that would not flush so I broke it up with the bog brush......

Worry not. Baby BP will have the immune system of a crocodile by the time they go to school.

[hyperD]

Worry not. Baby BP will have the immune system of a crocodile by the time they go to school.

Yup, let them eat dirt. And poo. And worms. And spiders.

But not Big Macs.

[BrilloPad]

Worry not. Baby BP will have the immune system of a crocodile by the time they go to school.

Yup, let them eat dirt. And poo. And worms. And spiders.

But not Big Macs.

If he survives that long.

Mrs BP has refused to kiss him since.....

[norrahe]

If he survives that long.

Mrs BP has refused to kiss him since.....

[d000hg]

I'm sure she's had worse in her mouth.

[SantaClaus]

1 year old baby Santa will eat anything apart from real food.

Last caught with paint on her tongue after peeling it off door hinges.
She also impartial to loo roll and plastic bags.

As she's teething, her favourite activity is to bite the side of my home office chair.

[shaunbhoy]

Worry not parents. The basic design has not changed since sprogs were crawling around the floors of damp caves eating maggots while mothers kept the "big hot yellowy thing that Dada made before going Mammoth-bashing" ticking over.

HTH

[Pogle]

Yup, let them eat dirt. And poo. And worms. And spiders.

But not Big Macs.

I concur

[EternalOptimist]

My mum always made me use the bog brush after number twos. I was twelve before I learned what bog-paper was for