I now have to keep the bathroom door closed

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shaunbhoy replied

11 January 2010, 10:38
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

My mum always made me use the bog brush after number twos. I was twelve before I learned what bog-paper was for................throwing at football matches!

FTFY EO.
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MB99 replied

11 January 2010, 10:09
Real wrong end of the stick

Thanks guys for cheering me up on a cold depressing Monday morning
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EternalOptimist replied

11 January 2010, 09:53
My mum always made me use the bog brush after number twos. I was twelve before I learned what bog-paper was for
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Pogle replied

11 January 2010, 09:45
Originally posted by hyperD View Post

Yup, let them eat dirt. And poo. And worms. And spiders.

But not Big Macs.

I concur
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shaunbhoy replied

11 January 2010, 09:18
Worry not parents. The basic design has not changed since sprogs were crawling around the floors of damp caves eating maggots while mothers kept the "big hot yellowy thing that Dada made before going Mammoth-bashing" ticking over.

HTH
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SantaClaus replied

10 January 2010, 23:52
1 year old baby Santa will eat anything apart from real food.

Last caught with paint on her tongue after peeling it off door hinges.
She also impartial to loo roll and plastic bags.

As she's teething, her favourite activity is to bite the side of my home office chair.

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d000hg replied

10 January 2010, 23:49
I'm sure she's had worse in her mouth.
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norrahe replied

10 January 2010, 19:31
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

If he survives that long.

Mrs BP has refused to kiss him since.....
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BrilloPad replied

10 January 2010, 19:26
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Worry not. Baby BP will have the immune system of a crocodile by the time they go to school.

Originally posted by hyperD View Post

Yup, let them eat dirt. And poo. And worms. And spiders.

But not Big Macs.

If he survives that long.

Mrs BP has refused to kiss him since.....
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hyperD replied

10 January 2010, 19:22
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Worry not. Baby BP will have the immune system of a crocodile by the time they go to school.

Yup, let them eat dirt. And poo. And worms. And spiders.

But not Big Macs.
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shaunbhoy replied

10 January 2010, 18:17
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Mrs BP just caught baby BP licking the bog brush.

At least I know there is no bleach on there : as this morning his elder brother complained about a giant turd that would not flush so I broke it up with the bog brush......

Worry not. Baby BP will have the immune system of a crocodile by the time they go to school.
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BrilloPad started a topic I now have to keep the bathroom door closed

10 January 2010, 18:02
I now have to keep the bathroom door closed

Mrs BP just caught baby BP licking the bog brush.

At least I know there is no bleach on there : as this morning his elder brother complained about a giant turd that would not flush so I broke it up with the bog brush......
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