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[MaryPoppins]

And you'll note that you rarely see her from the rear.

She's a bit of a BWR (beeps when reversing...)

She would be with those hips, but I think she does have a nice shape, what an amazing waist!

Am giggling at BWR though.

I used to know a girl with a very, very unfortunate case of BWR. She was around a size 10-12 on top, but her lower half was around a size 20, and that's no exaggeration. It was staggering to behold.

[Churchill]

And you'll note that you rarely see her from the rear.

She's a bit of a BWR (beeps when reversing...)

I find Nigella MASSIVELY annoying.

"Mmm (contrived suggestive grin) so let's add some lard to that, oh what the heck, let's add some more. A tablespoon of butter, a knob of goosefat, and voila. Yadda, yadda. Mmm, delish, watch me deep throat this spoon. Simply serve with a side of angioplasty."