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How long before SasCretin stacks his new toy
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How long before SasCretin stacks his new toy
15Won't even get on it the big girls blouse26.67%4Won't get to the end of the drive without standing it on its arse40.00%6Once round the block is all yer getting13.33%2A week0.00%0A month0.00%0He'll be fine AndyWs mum taught him everything he knows20.00%3The poll is expired.
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I'll assume most people here are non-bikers, as this poll and the earlier thread are lacking in taste.Older and ...well, just older!!Comment
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Originally posted by ratewhore View PostI'll assume most threads on here are lacking in taste.
FTFY
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Yes, even by CUK standards motorbikes are stupidOriginally posted by ratewhore View PostI'll assume most people here are non-bikers, as this poll and the earlier thread are lacking in taste.
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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WHSOriginally posted by d000hg View PostYes, even by CUK standards motorbikes are stupid
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Sas is to biking what Julian Clary is to bareknuckle fighting.
If he even has one of these he will be too puny to get it off the stand.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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A well thought out, rational argument there. Well done.Originally posted by d000hg View PostYes, even by CUK standards motorbikes are stupid
Older and ...well, just older!!Comment
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Wouldn't wish anyone to have a bike accident.
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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I'm unlikely to ever ride a motorbike again, despite enjoying it hugely for the few years when I did. I lost my bottle.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostWouldn't wish anyone to have a bike accident.
I had one too many scares in too short a time. In each case, me having to do something hasty to avoid being creamed by a twat on four wheels doing something stupid.
I still think you shouldn't be able to apply for your car driving licence until you have clocked up at least 5,000 miles on a bike of some sort.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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