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I thought of doing something like that a while back, but I don't really do hardware. I got the idea from a mention of a box that switched itself off in The Soul of a New Machine, but I don't think that one actually had a robot arm, just a circuit that switched it off when it was powered up
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I used a thermal binding machine in the early 1990s which switched itself off after a certain amount of idle time. If you pressed the button after that time was up, it would display a message saying "Please switch me on".
Eh? If it was so intelligent, why couldn't it switch itself on rather than displaying that message?Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Also works exactly like most women I have failed to come across during my personal life.Originally posted by moorfield View PostWorks exactly like most software I have come across during my contracting life.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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