Amazing discovery

[NickFitz]

I get to watch my colonoscopy on tv in real time

Beats EastEnders any day of the week

[PRC1964]

I watched my fertility be snipped away.

The surgeon asked if I minded music being played. I said no and the @**£ put on a Celine Dion CD.

If I wasn't in the process of being castrated, I'd have punched the git.

[RichardCranium]

I watched my fertility be snipped away.
The surgeon asked if I minded music being played. I said no and the @**£ put on a Celine Dion CD. If I wasn't in the process of being castrated, I'd have punched the git.

Absolutely. Listening to Celine Dion / having your goolies chopped off should be an "either/or" situation.