Reply to: Amazing discovery

[RichardCranium]

I watched my fertility be snipped away.
The surgeon asked if I minded music being played. I said no and the @**£ put on a Celine Dion CD. If I wasn't in the process of being castrated, I'd have punched the git.

Absolutely. Listening to Celine Dion / having your goolies chopped off should be an "either/or" situation.

[PRC1964]

I watched my fertility be snipped away.

The surgeon asked if I minded music being played. I said no and the @**£ put on a Celine Dion CD.

If I wasn't in the process of being castrated, I'd have punched the git.

[NickFitz]

I get to watch my colonoscopy on tv in real time

Beats EastEnders any day of the week

[Pogle]

I enjoy watching surgery. If I needed an operation I reckon it'd be really cool if they could use local anaesthetic and rig up a camera so I could watch what was going on and ask questions

I get to watch my colonoscopy on tv in real time

[shaunbhoy]

I enjoy watching surgery. If I needed an operation I reckon it'd be really cool if they could use local anaesthetic and rig up a camera so I could watch what was going on and ask questions

I once had a big toenail removed under local anaesthetic. Had a series of jabs around the base of the big toe and a kind of tourniquet arrangement also.
Morbidly fascinating to watch them slide what looked like a pair of flattened scissors under the nail and bend it back on itself before yanking it free! How the blood flowed!! Felt like an extra from "Marathon Man".
By fook did it hurt later when the anaesthetic wore off mind!!
Not recommended!

[NickFitz]

I saw a breast enlargement on "Dr 90210" the other day. They inserted unfilled gel bags through her belly-button and used a hollow rod to position them in the boobular area. Then finally injected the silicon gel through the rod.

I never want to see that again.

I enjoy watching surgery. If I needed an operation I reckon it'd be really cool if they could use local anaesthetic and rig up a camera so I could watch what was going on and ask questions

[Grinder]

I saw a breast enlargement on "Dr 90210" the other day. They inserted unfilled gel bags through her belly-button and used a hollow rod to position them in the boobular area. Then finally injected the silicon gel through the rod.

I never want to see that again.

[RichardCranium]

I've thought of a dead cheap solution. No more than £120 ish.

From a medical supplies shop, get two lots of stethoscopes (plus a tag to identify which is which) then cut one ear piece off one stethoscope and the other ear piece off the other stethoscope. Rubber-band each stethoscope listening end to a speaker and bung the other end in your ears. If that hasn't fixed it, just swap the stethoscope listening bits over, or the ear-hole ends if you prefer.

Use the identity tag to remind you which is which in future.

[Board Game Geek]

Buy 4 mobile phones. ABCD.

Put A in front of speaker 1 (Left)
Put B in front of speaker 2 (Right)

Using a rubber band, masking tape, or a handy roll of latex laying around, affix Phone C to your Right ear. Affix Phone D to your Left Ear.

Using Phone A, dial Phone C and answer it.

Using Phone B, dial Phone D and answer it.

Problem solved !

Simples !

ps...own up.. How many of you checked to see if I got my A-C and B-D the right way round, and more importantly, if I hadn't, would you have felt compelled to correct it ? Why ?

[RichardCranium]

What about cross talk in the amp?

How about turning the speakers up really loud and buying the house on the other side of the wall behind the speakers. Move in and Voila! Stand facing the wall and they are the right way round.

[threaded]

You could go out and buy a couple of microphones, an amp and some headphones. By pointing the microphones at the speakers and using them as the two line left/right inputs to the amp, and using the headphones, you're nearly there.

Then all you have to do is cut the wires to the headphones and swap them over.

It might be worthwhile constructing a pair of soundproof boxes to put each speaker / microphone combination into to stop cross-over leakage.

What about cross talk in the amp?

[RichardCranium]

You could go out and buy a couple of microphones, an amp and some headphones. By pointing the microphones at the speakers and using them as the two line left/right inputs to the amp, and using the headphones, you're nearly there.

Then all you have to do is cut the wires to the headphones and swap them over.

It might be worthwhile constructing a pair of soundproof boxes to put each speaker / microphone combination into to stop cross-over leakage.

[basshead]

Some brain surgery to rewire your ears is another option. Could make for an entertaining Darwin Award.

[RichardCranium]

Sitting upside down would work too.

[Diver]

I actually believe they are real, they look like Mrs D's

Have to go back now and check them again (and the face)

Phew!, not the wife